Japanese beer: philosophical and cool

Ok, let's start off light:

I don't quite know what's going on, but for some reason there's something really awesome about this commercial, in my humble opinion. Maybe it's because the boss-looking guy is such a badass. I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with the beer, though.

このCMは、何が起こってるよく分からへんけ、どなんだかかっこういいと思う。あのボスみたいない方はそんなにかっこうええからかも。てもビール関係ないと思うな。

Next, this one is a little more, uh...deep?

I'm not exactly sure, but I think this is supposed to be parodying Noh or something. And I'm not familiar with that last scriptural passage, either. Must be from a lost book.

このCMもよく分からんが、多分能楽か何かのパロディだと思うんだ。そして、最後の聖書の一節が知らないけど多分なくなった本からだね。